This was supposed to be a quick Dexter update… and then it absolutely was not.

Ashley is still making her way through Season 2 and has become fully fascinated with the cinematography and storytelling choices in Dexter. Meanwhile, Christy is apparently a monster who power-watched all 8 seasons and is pretending her 10k steps a day somehow justified the binge.

Christy now has new feelings about the Dexter series finale… and let’s just say she’s not convinced it needed to go down like that.

Naturally, the conversation spirals into a podcast where people rewatch the Twilight movies and roast all the cringey moments, which immediately unlocks Ashley’s desire to go back and relive her teenage Twilight era.

Topics also include:

• Christy declaring her love for Anna Kendrick
• Team Edward vs Team Jacob debates
• Ashley being a proud Team Edward girl
• Christy historically choosing Team Jacob
• Christy claiming she’ll rewatch Twilight (we all know she won’t)
• And an extremely important PSA: please choose nice guys

Just a casual bonus episode where we accidentally talk about Dexter, Twilight, and questionable teenage decisions. 

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