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Smell Ya Later: Dogs, Disease, & Questionable Sniff Tests
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You know how your dog can sniff the same patch of grass for approximately 47 years? Turns out, that nose is doing a LOT more than we give it credit for.
This week, Ashley takes Christy down the fascinating rabbit hole of the canine sense of smell, exploring just how powerful a dog's nose really is and how researchers are studying dogs' ability to detect diseases in humans. Yes, we're talking science, medical detection, and the possibility that your dog knows WAY more about you than you think.
And because apparently learning about incredible canine abilities wasn't enough, Ashley puts Christy's own nose to the test with a mystery sniffing challenge. How hard can identifying random smells possibly be? (Famous last words.)
Come for the science, stay for the questionable sniffing skills.
Resources for this episode include:
https://www.medicaldetectiondogs.org.uk/dogs-can-detect-multiple-cancers-in-breath-samples
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC12682875/
https://www.cidrap.umn.edu/covid-19/study-shows-dogs-can-detect-covid-19-faster-better-most-pcr-tests
https://penntoday.upenn.edu/news/impressive-accuracy-dogs-can-sniff-out-coronavirus
https://penntoday.upenn.edu/news/sniffing-out-cancer-trained-dogs-can-detect-hemangiosarcoma-scent
https://methods.sciencefriday.com/cancer-dogs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aEti-Ea0sM
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What's up everyone? Welcome back to the pod. I'm Ashley.
SPEAKER_01And I am Christy. There was hair on my mic and Ashley enjoyed watching me pick it off.
SPEAKER_00Do this.
SPEAKER_01Watched me go cross eyed.
SPEAKER_00Okay, so before we get started, we have to talk about the Voynich manuscript. Okay. Because I am obsessed. So I don't know what side of TikTok or Reels you're on, but I'm on the very much I'm very much on like the witchy women doing science side of things on the internet. No shit. So if you're not on that side of things, let me just tell you. A group of women think they may have decoded the Voynich manuscript. Okay. They think it is a period tracker slash moon cycle calendar slash instructions for using menstrual blood as fertilizer for plants. Uh some of the more like fringe ones also propose that it's telling us that we can use our menstrual blood to literally grow our own plants by adding our blood to moon water. Thoughts.
SPEAKER_01I'll just, you know, I buy this stuff called plant food and I'll just probably keep doing that.
SPEAKER_00You know, like when I was thinking about this, like objectively, I was like, I mean, it's got iron. It's got blood. Yeah, but it feels it's got like really nutrient, like it's got nutrient stuff that could grow a human.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. But it's kind of one of those things where you're like, well, it's probably okay if I do it, but the thought of someone else doing it makes me gag, so I better not do it.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Anyways, rules for thee and not for me.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. You're settling in nice to the patriarchy.
SPEAKER_01Solidly.
SPEAKER_00Sickburn. I'm out of here. Anyways, all that's to say is I'm very excited about this development and I can't wait to see where it goes. Um, I didn't have enough information on it to do like a full episode, but I will say that I trust the women um because nobody's really studied menstrual blood before. I know.
SPEAKER_01Um they just barely started using actual blood to test like menstrual products. Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. So I'm very excited to see what comes of the experiments. I know um, like on a different tangent, um, as far as menstrual blood goes, some people at our work have been studying menstrual blood in relation to athletes and the amount of relax in um in their bodies during their periods and stuff like that. So I think it's really interesting. I really hope there's more studies that happen with women's medicine. Um, and if this like engages people in that conversation, then I'm here for it. So I will follow up in the future when more things come out, but I just had to mention it because it's been a fascination of my mind for a very long time. And it was episode three of this podcast where I went like on a deep dive a little bit of the finished manuscript. So go back and listen to that if you haven't yet. Um, those were in the early days, you guys. We were sitting at a table with books as like mic stands. Yeah. Those are the good old days. We've grown up. We have grown up. But um, none of that has anything to do with my episode today. So um I'm just gonna ask you a very non-related question now.
SPEAKER_01Do it, lady.
SPEAKER_00How's your smell these days?
SPEAKER_01My smell is fine.
SPEAKER_00Your sense of smell.
SPEAKER_01Oh, my sense of smell? Yeah, not how I smell. Yeah. I hope I smell good. Yeah. Um, I think it's I think it's good, but I guess we'll find out. Because there's some weird little jars that you brought over.
SPEAKER_00I did bring some jars. So, um, as we talked about on the last episode that we recorded today, um, we mentioned that my husband goes hunting and the other dayovers. Boy sleepovers. Boy sleepovers, yeah. In nature. Um the other day he was getting ready and he just like casually dropped this this sentence to me. He said, Did you know that dogs and other animals filter smells? In fact, the reason dogs sniff so much is that they can sift through each individual smell to focus on one that is unfamiliar. And then he just left the room. Like I wasn't gonna send me down like a rabbit hole of the sentry.
SPEAKER_01I've been wondering.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. I was like, excuse me, sir, what?
SPEAKER_01So they can like sniff and then they'll sniff again and filter out something different. And sniff again to filter out something. So you know how like when a dog comes up to you and it just like like Yeah, just gets all up in your business and you're like, I smell great, thank you.
SPEAKER_00It's smelling all of your all of your everything. Like where you've been, where you're going.
SPEAKER_01Do we take it as a compliment when they want to sniff you?
SPEAKER_00Uh I don't know, maybe.
SPEAKER_01Okay.
SPEAKER_00We're gonna find out. So honestly, most of the time, the reason I have an episode topic is because my husband just drops a random fact on me and then just sends me spiraling. Probably because he needs some goddamn peace and quiet. He's like, hey, did you know this?
SPEAKER_01This this'll keep her busy for hours.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, pretty much sends me off into my hyperfixation ADHD haul.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Good on you, man.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, so thanks for the podcast topic, honey.
SPEAKER_01I'm gonna start doing that.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, you should.
SPEAKER_01You already thought about this lately. Goodbye.
SPEAKER_00You already do.
SPEAKER_01I do that all the time. I rage bait you all the time.
SPEAKER_00You do, and then I'm like, another thing.
SPEAKER_01And then I just close my door. Oh, I got a call.
SPEAKER_00Oh, yeah, I have to go. Sorry.
SPEAKER_01Shoot.
SPEAKER_00So before we talk about dogs, let's talk about what we know about and about smell in general. So, what exactly is smell? So it begins as a collection of microscopic airborne chemical compounds called odorants. These molecules enter your body in two ways: orthanasal olfaction through your nostrils as you breathe in, and retronasal olfaction from the back of your mouth up into your nasal cavity while you chew food. So this is actually responsible for what most people perceive as flavor. So I don't know I don't know.
SPEAKER_01The artist formally known as flavor. Flave a flavor can't got it.
SPEAKER_00I'm wondering like if you have a really like refined palate for food, if you also have a very unique sense of smell. I don't know. Somebody's probably studied that, right?
SPEAKER_01Probably.
SPEAKER_00Um, because like or like there's literally no way to find out. Yeah, there's no no one, nobody knows.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Anyways, the odorants then land on the olfactory epithelium and dissolve into the receptors, and then the receptors send that signal um through the olfactory nerve to the olfactory bulb and then to the brain.
SPEAKER_01Okay.
SPEAKER_00Your brain doesn't simply just receive a list of chemicals, but instead it reads this specific combination of receptors like a chemical barcode and then creates a perception of the smell. So smell is basically the brain interpreting a giant chemical data stream, which is fascinating. That's interesting. It's also um unlike many sensory systems, the sense of smell has a particularly direct connection with areas involved in emotion and memory. So it goes through the amygdala and the um hypo hippocalamus, hypothalamus, um, which other senses don't necessarily go through.
SPEAKER_01Hip hop anonymous?
SPEAKER_00Hip, hip-hop, hip-hop anonymous, yeah. So um that actually explains why some smells can transport you back to being a kid again. Um, and that's gonna be like a whole other podcast episode because the link of smells to memory is crazy. Like it's crazy.
SPEAKER_01Dayton's gonna have to dangle that one.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Yeah. No, I think it really is real. Um, and another interesting fact, my sister had a traumatic brain injury through due to an accident. She still has not had a sense of smell. And this was she had her accident in 2021, maybe. Yeah. So still not.
SPEAKER_01What does she do with no smell?
SPEAKER_00Um, she says she focuses more on like the sensations. So she she can like she likes soda or beer because of like the bubbles, and she likes more spicy foods because of like the sensation of like the burning. The burning. She says she has to be careful with that one because of the other end.
SPEAKER_01She still has sensation there. Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Good on you, girl. Yeah, but other I mean, and like really sweet things she likes too, because of like the same thing, yeah. The same thing, you know. So yeah. She she said that they told her eventually it'll come back, maybe. Um, and sometimes it can just be one triggering event that like brings it back, but she needs to fall in the opposite direction. I don't know how you fall upwards.
SPEAKER_01Dude, there's a lot of men out there that fall upwards. I have seen it, and I don't know how they do it, but they it's called promoting out.
SPEAKER_00Promoting up. Promoting up, yeah. Um, so instead of all of that senses of smell linked to memory, and we're gonna um instead talk about dogs and their sense of smell. So according to Google, a dog's sense of smell is estimated to be 10,000 to 100,000 times more powerful than a human's.
SPEAKER_01And I've heard that fact before. And now that you're saying that they can filter the smells, that makes more sense to me. Because I'm like, how in the world? Like when you are smelling so much, like how do they distinguish, you know, one thing from the other? But yeah, they just got like a little filter, so they just gotta adjust their filter.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, and I was thinking about this as we as I was writing up this episode, because you've heard of people having more powerful senses of other things when they lose a certain sense, so like um like a sense of hearing or whatever, they they can like perceive, like they can feel vibrations better or whatever. I think that that's why dogs don't have as good a vision because their sense of smell is like it replaces that. I don't know if that's true. I'm probably speaking out of my ass.
SPEAKER_01It's true. Yeah, Ashley 2026.
SPEAKER_00Write that down, somebody. Yeah, so a human has about six million scent receptors, where a dog possesses anywhere from a hundred million to three hundred million receptors.
SPEAKER_01Meow.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. No, it's more like wolf.
SPEAKER_01Oh, sorry. I'm a cat girl.
SPEAKER_00So their nasal anatomy is built to keep incoming odor molecules moving through the olfactory region. So it's not just like the the odor molecules sit and stay like on our epithelium, it keeps moving through. So they get the same sense of smell like constantly. Okay. Um, and when dogs sniff, they're actually sampling the environment in a very different way than we do. They're essentially smelling everything all at once. But they can detect things like individual people, other animals, they can detect hormonal changes, they can obviously detect food. Anybody that has a dog knows that they can they sniff that shit out. Um they can detect environmental trails, um, like in which direction something traveled, which is why there's like bloodhound or whatever dogs that can like track that or like um cadaver dogs.
SPEAKER_01I've been hearing a lot about that in all my dateline watching lately.
SPEAKER_00Oh yeah. Um they can also potentially like smell how recently something was there, um, disease-associated chemical changes and literal time.
SPEAKER_01They can smell time.
SPEAKER_00Yes, you heard that right. Dogs can smell time. Not literally. T H YME. Yep. O T I M E.
SPEAKER_01Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_00It's okay. So no, not not literally time, like it's 5 56 p.m., but instead they perceive the passage of time through the gradual decay and movement of odors in their environment. I don't. Yeah. Okay. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01I don't even know how to process this.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_01A dog does.
SPEAKER_00So a scent trail potentially contains information about what something is, where something was, and when it was there. Which means when you are on a walk and your dog stops for three minutes to smell one blade of grass, they're actually catching up on the neighborhood hot goss and not just being a literal pain in the ass. They can smell it.
SPEAKER_01But then they can't even tell you what the goss was, so like it's kind of a pain in the butt still. Like, let's move on. Roger.
SPEAKER_00But that's actually not where the amazing things about dogs sense of smell end. So, as I mentioned before, and you as you may know, dogs can sometimes detect diseases.
SPEAKER_01Yes.
SPEAKER_00It's really fascinating.
SPEAKER_01So And also sometimes people can too.
SPEAKER_00Really?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, but we'll talk about that in a minute.
SPEAKER_00Okay.
SPEAKER_01I'll cross my fingers. Okay.
SPEAKER_00So, um, so one that comes to mind is there's a girl that I follow either on TikTok or Instagram, I don't really remember, but she has diabetes and she has a dog that can alert her when her blood sugar drops. And I think that is so freaking fascinating. It's cool. It is so cool. Um, and dogs have actually been studied quite a bit regarding this ability over the past decades. Um, researchers have found that rather than smelling like a virus or a tumor directly, dogs detect something called the volatile organic compound or VOCs. And VOCs are microscopic metabolic waste gases that a sick body releases through breath, sweat, urine, etc. So um probably got that ketone breath. Yeah, exactly. So I'm actually just gonna tell you about three like major peer-reviewed studies that I found when I was looking into this um that basically showcase this ability, which I think is really fascinating. So um, the first is a study that took place in 2024. It's called the Multi-Cancer Mask Study. This was done by the organization Medical Detection Dogs and a tech company called Dognosis, which I think is so cute. They found that dogs could detect multiple types of early stage cancers using ordinary surgical face masks. So the method was that they they trained seven dogs and they were presented with face masks that had been worn by patients with various early stage cancers, including breast, lung, and gastrointestinal cancers. Um, and then they also presented them healthy like masks from healthy controls. In the results, the dogs successfully isolated the cancer-positive masks with sensitivity and specificity above 90%. I will link these studies crazy.
SPEAKER_01Right. What are we doing here? I know. I love that.
SPEAKER_00So the study proved that the cancer leaves a uniform non-invasive breast signature that dogs can catch before traditional medical scans can see a physical tumor.
SPEAKER_01So, like, what if we're at the airport and it's like, okay, like walk past this like bomb-sniffing drug. Okay, now walk past the cancer dog.
SPEAKER_00I'm glad you brought that up because the next study was just a few years ago during the panoramic. The pandemic, as you would say.
SPEAKER_01Okay. I have a dog airport story, but go ahead.
SPEAKER_00Oh god, okay. You have a story for everything, don't you?
SPEAKER_01I know. Now I have two crossfingers, and I don't remember what the first one was for.
SPEAKER_00So in 2023, there there was a global COVID-19 meta-analysis where researchers were trying to see if dogs could provide rapid screening on high traffic areas like airports.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00So a massive review published in the Journal of Osteopathic Medicine evaluated 29 distinct international studies involving over 400 scientists and 31,000 biological samples. So, with this method, the dogs were exposed to sweat, saliva, or urine samples from both infected and healthy individuals. And the results across the board, the medical sniffer dogs matched or outperformed traditional PCR and rapid antigen testing. In several rural world airport trials, dogs flagged asymptomatic positive patients with roughly 96% accuracy within seconds.
SPEAKER_01With what? Roughly.
SPEAKER_00Oh my god. Yeah. Roughly with roughly 96% accuracy within seconds. Be so for real right now. Girl, what are we doing? This would bypass the wait time of lab diagnostics, obviously.
SPEAKER_01So we don't want AI to take our jobs, but dogs.
SPEAKER_00Maybe. Did you read this before? Because that's literally what I said. It's not the robots that are going to take your job, it's the dogs.
SPEAKER_01No, we're just one mind. Let me see. Well shit.
SPEAKER_00Um and then the next is another, it's the University of Pennsylvania Canine Cancer Study. So conducted at the Penn Vet Working Dog Center. Researchers designed double blind trials using a high-tech scent will. So the method was that they completely eliminated the human bias. Dogs were evaluated alone in a room V, like through a video feed. They walked around a metallic, multi-pronged will holding different blood serum samples, some healthy, some containing malignant cells. The dogs could accurately differentiate between ovarian cancer samples, pancreatic cancer samples, and healthy controls.
SPEAKER_01Wow.
SPEAKER_00If a dog smelled cancer, it was trained to freeze and sit squarely in front of that specific sample container. I have links to all these studies if you want to read out.
SPEAKER_01Why are we not using dogs? That's a great question. Okay.
SPEAKER_00So the the amazing are really amazing, but the thing to remember is that dogs are also living things that have their own sets of emotions, needs, etc. So it's not necessarily feasible to have dogs set up in the lab at a hospital. So the exciting thing about that though is that um because we have studied this in dogs and that we were like trying to learn the mechanism of how their nose works and how they can do this. Um they are at the fine folks at MIT are actually learning from these studies and they're hoping to develop electronic versions of the VOC detectors to use in diagnostic medicine one day. Wow. So that's really fascinating for us.
SPEAKER_01Very non-invasive. That's wonderful.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, and maybe one day our profession will be teaching students about artificial dog noses for disease detection, which would be so cool.
SPEAKER_01Are they wet? The dog noses.
SPEAKER_00Probably let me just get in here really quick. People are like, just draw my breath. I'd rather you draw my blood.
SPEAKER_01Never mind. That's that's weird. Does she have to wear that on her face? She don't just hold it.
SPEAKER_00The doctor like turns around with his like dog nose.
SPEAKER_01Hold on, let me get my let me get my special tool.
SPEAKER_00You have to wear the dog ears.
SPEAKER_01It works better that way.
SPEAKER_00So you had mentioned the one of the reasons why your fingers are crossed is that you had mentioned that people can also smell disease.
SPEAKER_01Oh yeah, there was a lady that said she noticed a smell of her husband when he got um Alzheimer's. Oh, really? Yeah. And so she noticed like a a change in his scent, and then she reported it, and they were like, okay, well, let's let's test this out. And she identified like nine out of ten people correctly.
SPEAKER_00Whoa, that's amazing. Yeah, that is really cool. Good for her.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I'm sure dogs could do it too.
SPEAKER_00Put her in the hospital.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Put her at the airport.
SPEAKER_00Put her at the airport. She's just sniffing people.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_00She has to walk on all fours, though.
SPEAKER_01With ears. On a leash. Oh dear. We're getting out of control.
SPEAKER_00Um, there was another thing about dogs you wanted to say, but I don't remember.
SPEAKER_01The other thing about dogs. Oh, no, I do remember. Thank you very much. When I was coming home from out of country a few months ago, um, like we were coming. Oh no, we were coming, we had just gotten to the United States, and there was a dog, like, so we're going through customs and there was a dog, and I got like identified or whatever. Like the dog stopped at my bag. Oh, geez. And I was like, Oh my gosh, what is in my bag? I have no idea. There is no drugs. Like, what are you none? What are you talking about? How would I even get drugs? I don't even know how to get drugs. I believe you. It smelled. It smelled I had an apple in my bag.
SPEAKER_00Oh.
SPEAKER_01And so the lady, so the lady was like, Oh, come over here. And she goes, and so I'm like panicking, and she's like, Do you have any fruit in your bag? And I was like, Yes, I do. Oh no. But that's not what I was thinking. I thought I got like, I don't know. I've never been stopped by a dog before.
SPEAKER_00So they took it from you, they compensated.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, and then I had to go through a special screening to make sure I wasn't bringing other suspicious fruits into the country.
SPEAKER_00You weren't keistering anything.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. My parents also had fruit in their bag, so we both had to go through.
SPEAKER_00Whoops. Oopsie.
SPEAKER_01But it was interesting because I was like, I was so nervous, and the lady was just so nice, and she's like, Oh, do you have any fruit on you? And I was like, Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Interesting. Yeah. Because you wouldn't think that they would.
SPEAKER_01You're thinking that they're stopping you for drugs, but also they don't want like fruit or they don't care about drugs, because like whatever, but don't you bring them apples in here and those bananas? Fair enough. This shit is bananas.
SPEAKER_00B A N A N A N. Okay. Um, so that's pretty much all I have on on dogs and sense of smell. Um, and I've just done a deep dive on dogs and how they perceive smells, and that's that's it. Yes.
SPEAKER_01I've been listening to a lot of Dateline lately. Yes. Because I go through waves where I just really like Dateline. And they always talk about the dogs. They always bring the dogs in, and I'm like, why is there not a dog in every police department?
SPEAKER_00It seems like we need a dog in every field at this point. Like, put 'em in the hospitals. Put 'em they help for like cheering people up, but also apparently they can detect disease really accurately. Apples. Yeah, or apples. They can be working in the kitchens. They can
SPEAKER_01You know who's coming for your job, dogs.
SPEAKER_00Dogs. Dogs are coming for your job. It's not AI.
SPEAKER_01Nope.
SPEAKER_00It's dogs.
SPEAKER_01You heard it here first, folks.
SPEAKER_00So now that we have done a deep dive on this, we're gonna play a game and we're gonna test your sense of smell.
SPEAKER_01Okay. You know what? I never I think I had COVID one time. And not I think. I know I had COVID one time because I tested positive one time, but I never lost my sense of smell.
SPEAKER_00I didn't either.
SPEAKER_01So that I'm aware of.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, no, I I didn't either. Okay. That I'm aware of either. Um, I think things did taste a little weird. And actually the medication, so my husband also had COVID. Um, and he ended up it was when they like developed the medication for it, and he went and got it, and he said it changed the way things tasted. Oh. Which is interesting. So um he's fine now, obviously.
SPEAKER_01But he's having sleepovers.
SPEAKER_00So in front of us over here on this lovely little MRI machine table we have here. Um, I have a few containers that I have numbered and they contain different smells. I'm gonna have you smell one, describe what it smells like and what it reminds you of, and then guess what it is. Okay. Whenever you're ready. You can start with whatever number you want. You don't have to do one, it's just one through five.
SPEAKER_01No, I'm not gonna be chaotic. I'll start with one.
SPEAKER_00Okay.
SPEAKER_01That one has a color.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_01You're not using your eyes, you're supposed to use your nose. I won't look at any of the other ones, but it's like cotton pads or whatever. Yeah, it's called cotton rounds. Oh, I'm so scared. This is like the like, see if you can guess like the soda, and then people are like, I saw one the other day, like you know the drink one? Yeah. And I saw one the other day where a lady put a straw into like beans. So he got like bean water or like soy sauce.
SPEAKER_00I've seen the soy sauce sauce.
SPEAKER_01Oh, okay. Okay.
SPEAKER_00What is that?
SPEAKER_01It's like chocolatey.
SPEAKER_00Uh so describe what it smells like and then what it reminds you of.
SPEAKER_01And it's got like a little bit of a like alcohol-ish scent to it. Is it like Kahlua?
SPEAKER_00No. Don't mind telling you what it is.
SPEAKER_01Is it black beans? No, what is it?
SPEAKER_00Vanilla. Which makes sense if you've ever made your own vanilla. That's true.
SPEAKER_01That uses alcohol.
SPEAKER_00It does use uh uses like yeah, that smells good.
SPEAKER_01Okay, I'm not gonna look because I don't know if any of the other ones have colors. So I'm not gonna look at it. Shouldn't. Because that that did bias my opinion.
SPEAKER_00Looking at it? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. All right. That was number one. She got it right. That's number two. Yep, that's number two.
SPEAKER_01I got it like partially right because I said alcohol. Okay. And and vanilla. I said chocolate. That's you said kind of that's not.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_01Guys, this is so scary.
SPEAKER_00Okay.
SPEAKER_01I have no idea. That's like very faint. Is it nothing? I'm getting like rubbing alcohol again.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, that's pretty close. Um you can take the round out if you want. Nothing in this is gonna hurt you.
SPEAKER_01Nothing's gonna hurt you, baby.
SPEAKER_00Is it rubbing alcohol? Close. It's Tito's handmade vodka. Yeah. Yeah. I did good. Yeah. Yeah. I did it. Yeah. Okay. Number three. M RA machine. You hate this. And I love it.
SPEAKER_01Oh. It's vinegar. 100% vinegar. No? Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Apple cider vinegar.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, that's vinegar. I know that any day. I love vinegar. Okay.
SPEAKER_00Number four. So you've got what? Two out of three pretty much three out of three.
SPEAKER_01I'm like two and a half out of three. Okay. Number four.
SPEAKER_00This probably isn't very fun for people that are not watching on YouTube.
SPEAKER_01Okay. This one. Oh. It smells like ammonia. It's definitely some type of is it ammonia? Are you trying to kill me? It's Windex.
SPEAKER_00It's Windex. Yeah. You're right.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I know that smell anywhere. Because I said, Are you trying to kill me? And then I was like, Oh, I've done that before where you've accidentally mixed like ammonia, like window cleaner and bleach. That's that smell.
SPEAKER_00That's what that smell is.
SPEAKER_01Heck yeah.
SPEAKER_00I would be very surprised if you get it. Dog. Are you don't?
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_00You forgot to tell me what it smells like. Or what yeah, describe what it smells like and what it reminds you of.
SPEAKER_01That's all I could say was ammonia. I don't even know how to describe ammonia like death?
SPEAKER_00Chemical smell.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
unknownDeath.
SPEAKER_00I don't think death smells like that.
SPEAKER_01It doesn't like go kind of slow. That one smells florally.
SPEAKER_00Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_01Okay. Smells like a candle. It smells waxy.
SPEAKER_00Yes. Oh my god, I'm impressed.
SPEAKER_01I don't know what fragrance though.
SPEAKER_00Um hibiscus. Bright hibiscus. Oh. Candle wax.
SPEAKER_01I was almost gonna say, so there's a cactus blossom. Oh yeah. Very similar. Bath and body works, the pink one. That's what that smells like.
SPEAKER_00Mm-hmm. That's probably why I like it, because I like the cactus blossom too.
SPEAKER_01I love cactus blossom.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. That's white hibiscus. Bright hibiscus.
SPEAKER_01Nobody's getting if the if smells are on the line, nobody's getting past me. Yeah.
SPEAKER_00So come to Christy if you got if you got any sort of disease concerns because she could she can be able to smell it.
SPEAKER_01You know what? The dogs better be worried that I'm gonna take their job.
SPEAKER_00She's at the airport. Snipping stuff. Snipping bags.
SPEAKER_01No. Ugh no. That'd be so gross.
SPEAKER_00Well, that's all I have for you today. Okay. So thanks for listening. And remember to stay human.
SPEAKER_01Stay cautiously curious.
SPEAKER_00Don't let the robots win. Bye. Smell you later, gator.
SPEAKER_01Wait, hold on.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_01I did see that your episode was called Smell You Later. Yeah. Smell you later forever.
SPEAKER_00Forever, ever.
SPEAKER_01Do you know what that's from?
SPEAKER_00No. Maybe.
SPEAKER_01It's a Simpsons reference.
SPEAKER_00Oh, smell you later, Gator.
SPEAKER_01And I'm pretty sure it's when Nelson, I think Nelson and Lisa maybe have like a little bit of like a romantic thing, if I'm remembering correctly. And he goes, Smell you later. Smell you later forever. Oh, Ashley, I actually left the room. That's such a good smell you later forever.
SPEAKER_00All right. Smell you later, Gator. Smell you later forever.
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